Sunday, November 11, 2007

Standard Notes

When we've dealt with a customer or modified their account in any way we have to leave a note in the account diary telling anyone who follows us what's been done. Thing is, we have very limited space, so our notes look like an horrendously mangled mess of "l33t" speak, contractions and abbreviations. Here's a sample, original first, then a translation underneath.

As per feas wrn rpt clrd fms rd 12789-a7 6598-a8 10/11/07 as in line with eh. gp39 location

As per the feasibility warning reports (the lists of non-billable accounts we need to fix) cleared the flow management system reads 12789 night rate 6598 day rate for 10/11/07 as it matches previous consumption in energy history. my username my location.

As per feas er rpt canx epps rd 12-a7 589786-a8 11/11/07 as does not fit eh, poss missed mex, sent irl to gain 2nd rd. gp39 location

As per the feasibility error report (more serious problems than warnings but usually easier to fix) canceled the electric pre-payment system read
12 night 589786 day for 11/11/07 as it does not match previous consumption in energy history. It's possible there has been a missed meter exchange, sent invalid read letter to gain a second read. My username my location.


And people wonder why i can't type at the end of my shifts...

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